Old Man Doom
These pork eating, AK worshiping riff monsters have made one hell of a sludge mess. Laden with riffage that'd give anybody who listens eargasms. This is the kind of music that makes your neighbors wonder what the fuck is wrong with you and your friends to have doubts. Excellent music for making brownies and enjoying afterwords.
Favorite track: Nightfall on No Man's Land.
Rjlan (machines of hate)
This album crushes from start to finish. Sludgy and heavy riffs go fantastic with the course gravel like vocals. Every song is intense and never gets boring or old. Fantastic!
Favorite track: A Grudge in the Key of Sludge.
Were the sun made out of guitar distortion and a coronal mass ejection obliterated the northern hemisphere, this is what it would sound like; chunky low-ass riffs and drums so massive and thick is makes my cock jealous. A must have if you're going on a drug-fueled rampage, being pursued by the cops while your bike's on fire, piloting a dieselpunk mech into battle, or someone tells you: "fuck me 'til one of us dies". Only criticism: the otherwise badass cover uses Calibri Italic for the title 🤨